http://obscureporn.com/2007/08/30/on-the-road/ Fri, 16 Mar 2012 16:45:03 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=abc http://obscureporn.com/2007/08/30/on-the-road/comment-page-1/#comment-105 Stamm Sat, 01 Sep 2007 02:23:34 +0000 http://obscureporn.com/2007/08/30/on-the-road/#comment-105 dude you just blew my mind, and not like the good kind of blowing, like the kind of a person who is trying to get crack money to give to their crack dealer, do you notice how when you're working for a reward your work suffers? that is why it wasn't a good mind-blowjob. also it talks about that in the book you were supposed to read months ago? (wait wait is he saying the book talks about blowjobs? now i want to read it!) well you'll just have to find out i guess! by the way i'm not putting the name of the book in this comment because anyone who has read the book and then read this comment would be insanely insulted to the nth degree. i guess you deduced from that last sentence that the book does not talk about blowjobs, and if you didn't then i just did it for you, jesus you are lazy, i'm not deducing for you anymore! do your own damn deducing. and not on my time either, cus it's precious, and i already spent like 5-10 minutes on this damn comment. damn damnity damnit! nah seriously i don't really care, it's no big deal, all the damns are for emphasis not because i'm mad. baby don't leave men i was just kidding.... can't we at least talk about it?!... no you shutup, i'm not the one who gives shady guys blowjobs for crack money!... yeah i know i just talked about blowjobs again in this comment, but they are central to the theme of the comment, which is if you want guys to respect you don't give them blowjobs until at least the second date! and if you want shady guys to respect you then you're probably barking up the wrong tree because they don't respect anybody, least of all themselves, otherwise why would they hang out in the shade? because they don't want to be seen because they are so self-conscious! ok, in conclusion... don't give guys blowjobs until you know their name, read the book, and don't ever give shady guys blowjobs. I want to say blowjob once more for dramatic effect but i feel like it would be a little much...oh wait i just did. dude you just blew my mind, and not like the good kind of blowing, like the kind of a person who is trying to get crack money to give to their crack dealer, do you notice how when you’re working for a reward your work suffers? that is why it wasn’t a good mind-blowjob. also it talks about that in the book you were supposed to read months ago? (wait wait is he saying the book talks about blowjobs? now i want to read it!) well you’ll just have to find out i guess! by the way i’m not putting the name of the book in this comment because anyone who has read the book and then read this comment would be insanely insulted to the nth degree. i guess you deduced from that last sentence that the book does not talk about blowjobs, and if you didn’t then i just did it for you, jesus you are lazy, i’m not deducing for you anymore! do your own damn deducing. and not on my time either, cus it’s precious, and i already spent like 5-10 minutes on this damn comment. damn damnity damnit! nah seriously i don’t really care, it’s no big deal, all the damns are for emphasis not because i’m mad. baby don’t leave men i was just kidding…. can’t we at least talk about it?!… no you shutup, i’m not the one who gives shady guys blowjobs for crack money!… yeah i know i just talked about blowjobs again in this comment, but they are central to the theme of the comment, which is if you want guys to respect you don’t give them blowjobs until at least the second date! and if you want shady guys to respect you then you’re probably barking up the wrong tree because they don’t respect anybody, least of all themselves, otherwise why would they hang out in the shade? because they don’t want to be seen because they are so self-conscious! ok, in conclusion… don’t give guys blowjobs until you know their name, read the book, and don’t ever give shady guys blowjobs. I want to say blowjob once more for dramatic effect but i feel like it would be a little much…oh wait i just did.

]]> http://obscureporn.com/2007/08/30/on-the-road/comment-page-1/#comment-103 vince Fri, 31 Aug 2007 21:20:32 +0000 http://obscureporn.com/2007/08/30/on-the-road/#comment-103 yeah you would know about having to pay off crack dealers, based on what i see here yeah you would know about having to pay off crack dealers, based on what i see here

]]> http://obscureporn.com/2007/08/30/on-the-road/comment-page-1/#comment-102 Ben Fri, 31 Aug 2007 00:12:44 +0000 http://obscureporn.com/2007/08/30/on-the-road/#comment-102 <p>Oh come on. What do you want from me here? You've already done a better job of criticizing yourself, just by writing this article, than I ever could. But if you really want me to say something, here it is: if you're going to be in the column writing business, stuff like this isn't acceptable. You can't do this kind of thing. DON'T DO IT AGAIN!!!</p> Oh come on. What do you want from me here? You’ve already done a better job of criticizing yourself, just by writing this article, than I ever could. But if you really want me to say something, here it is: if you’re going to be in the column writing business, stuff like this isn’t acceptable. You can’t do this kind of thing. DON’T DO IT AGAIN!!!

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