We know the zombacolypse /z??m?b?? k.??.l?ps/ is coming, that debate has long passed. We also know that I possess a higher knowledge of undead interaction than the general public*. For this reason, I implore OP readers to pitch in** and buy me the shirt from this site, you will know which one. Or, just get it for me that badass and time-consuming IPA version of zombacolypse. Talk to me for info on where to have it sent.
* I know you guys are trained well in the zombie curriculum I set out for you, but i haven’t seen the near insane zeal towards zombie preparation in you guys that people tell me I have.
** Erk, why don’t we have a Donation button? Ugh, just buy the shirt directly amongst yourselves and have it sent to me.