OP: Because You Can’t Find It Anywhere Else

I want to play a game…

Wale is pretty good at rapping. “Brain so good she messed around and got a bachelor/Call me Tiger Woods, I’ll be back for my Masters…”

Wale ft. Chris Brown and Fabolous – Pretty Girls Remix

Also, our website is broke as fuck right now. Can someone who has the access codes fix it please???

it looks like it might not be good.

I guess you’re all breathlessly waiting for the latest issue of the Cornell Lunatic. Well, it’s here. Online. Check it… out. At here. I mean, I did.

We’ve had a lot of fun over the years at OP, but I think we can all agree that we’ve said everything there is to say at this point. Effective immediately, OP will be shutting down.

Goodbye and good luck,
George