I know what you’re thinking, and the answer is yes. Yes, there is a Death Race 2. Yes, it is a sequel to a remake, and yes, it takes place BEFORE the first one. Yes, it’s direct-to-DVD. Yes, it stars Danny Trejo, and yes, it’s in a supporting role. Yes, it also has Ving Rhames and the guy who played 006. Yes, of course I watched it. And yes, it is exactly as bad as you think it is. In fact, pretty much everything about it is hilariously bad. The premise of the movie is basically “CARS + EXPLOSIONS + RACIAL STEREOTYPES = WIN”. The combination of retarded writing and retarded acting make for a lot of laugh-out-loud moments. Also, every time a car crashes, it explodes improbably. And the best line of dialogue is “HAHAHA I JUST FUCKED YO ASS!!!” Seriously, why are you not watching this movie right now??