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		<title>It&#8217;s Up</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[I guess you&#8217;re all breathlessly waiting for the latest issue of the Cornell Lunatic. Well, it&#8217;s here. Online. Check it&#8230; out. At here. I mean, I did.]]></description>
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		<title>Oh Right</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[I totally forgot, the new issue (PDF, SFW, SASE) has been up for a few weeks.  Don&#8217;t judge.]]></description>
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		<title>It&#8217;s not exactly a post&#8230;</title>
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		<title>Coming Attractions</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s often said that there are no original ideas in Hollywood.  In fact, it&#8217;s been said so often that saying it again is completely unoriginal at this point.  But this time, it&#8217;s different.  This time I&#8217;ve got evidence.  The following is a list of all the sequels, remakes, and adaptations coming out over the next [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I&#8217;m on the List</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Shit!  I&#8217;m turning 20 years old this week and I haven&#8217;t accomplished anything on my List of Things to Accomplish Before Turning 20 Years Old.  (It&#8217;s like a Bucket List, except it&#8217;s just my youth that&#8217;s dying.)  I had completely forgotten about this list until the other day when I was going through some of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>There&#8217;s a $1000 fine for Twittering</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Apr 2009 06:07:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Recommendation for Vince Agard</title>
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		<title>February 1st 2007-2009</title>
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		<title>Soopreem Kourt Punz</title>
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		<title>TBIA TBEFTZ: Act I</title>
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