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		<title>Help Me Obscure Porn, You&#8217;re My Only Hope</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Apr 2011 17:55:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here at Obscure Porn, we have striven to put out high quality content from day 1. However, after 13 years in the business, it&#8217;s pretty clear that this comedy thing isn&#8217;t really working out for us. Like Luke before he trains with Yoda, we just don&#8217;t have what it takes (especially since Ben Strauss went [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Not to Beat A Dead Horse&#8230;</title>
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		<title>I&#8217;m pretty sure I&#8217;m just getting trolled at this point</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Oct 2010 21:53:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[http://www.cracked.com/article_18757_5-things-you-wont-believe-arent-in-bible.html It turns out, the common description of Satan, with horns and a pitchfork and all that, doesn&#8217;t actually come from the Bible. In fact, &#8220;he&#8217;s just a disembodied ghost-voice, kind of like a really evil Obi-Wan Kenobi.&#8221; STAR WARS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS AT ALL. STAR WARS DOES NOT NEED TO HAVE [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Fuck You Cracked Dot Com</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 17 Oct 2010 18:38:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve been reading articles from http://www.cracked.com for a while now.  I&#8217;ve been wanting to write a pissed off rant about http://www.cracked.com for a (significantly shorter but still pretty long) while now.  I never got around to doing so because I have neither the patience nor the skill to do my rant justice, but honestly I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Not This Again</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Apr 2010 19:20:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>George</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We&#8217;ve had a lot of fun over the years at OP, but I think we can all agree that we&#8217;ve said everything there is to say at this point. Effective immediately, OP will be shutting down. Goodbye and good luck, George]]></description>
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		<title>Attention Everyone</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 03 Jan 2010 15:54:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Thank you for happening, this.]]></description>
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		<title>The End of The Road</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Apr 2009 16:11:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>looks like one of our writers is a TRAITOR</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Feb 2009 23:46:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>George</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#1084;&#1077;&#1073;&#1077;&#1083;&#1080; &#1074;&#1072;&#1088;&#1085;&#1072;http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/newfood/ scroll down until you find someone you recognize ps. if you hit &#8220;straus&#8221; keep going.  there&#8217;s another.]]></description>
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		<title>A Pun for Every President Redux</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Jan 2009 03:03:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>The Zoo Must Have Recaptured The Bear</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Apr 2008 14:33:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[because THIS BEAR IS AWESOME ok it&#8217;s not that amazing, but I really love the headline]]></description>
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