Author Archive for mantas

The Singing Shark

just in case anyone forgot

just in case anyone forgot

It is like our biography

Unpopular Porn

it is official

the site is dead. commence mourning.

 

eric, we blame you.

fixing the site

eric,

we need to wipe the site. can you just upgrade, set wp to access a new database so we can start writing again?

The Cage Fight

23:20 <benpedxing58> no you’re thinking of someone else

23:20 <mvid> i see

23:20 <benpedxing58> ok well g2g

23:21 <mvid> night

23:21 <benpedxing58> see you… in the cage

23:21 -!- benpedxing58 [bensfakeaddress@gmail.com] has quit [Leaving...]
As everyone can plainly see, Ben Strauss has challenged me to a cage fight. I have no choice but to accept. Details here:

Event

Summer Project

First: Watch this video

Next, think: Wouldn’t this video be much better if it was remade with the fake translation as the actual lyrics? And who would make a great Benny Lava… would not Mihir?

Now that you agree to be involved, we need to start casting.

Benny “Ed” Lava – Mihir Narain
Belinda –
His Brother –
Nuns –
A High School Girl –
A puppy –
Oliver –
An Armored Pundit –
A Yellow Goat –
A Nerd –
Uncool Boar –
Hindi Yew -
A Barber –
A Crazy Hindu –
A Ninja –
Donna –
10+ Male Extras
10+ Female Extras

Ben, get the wheels turning.

Weekly Ben and Vince

ben, vince, let me get your class schedules for next semester so we can possibly work out if there is an hour or two during the week that we can have a regular ben and vince show

new site layout

whoa.

hold on a second.

this new site layout isn’t NEARLY purple enough. I will be updating the site with some extra purple wp-themes I found.

we actually are a malware site…

I was just browsing our site with lynx, and there were hundreds of invisible links to online gambling and stuff.

Umm.

What the fuck?

show one

Symptom Finger    3:28    The Faint    Wet From Birth    Electronic: Dance

Light & Magic    3:35    Ladytron    Light & Magic    Electronic: Dance

Worked Up So Sexual    2:43    The Faint    Blank Wave Arcade    Electronic: Dance

Playgirl    3:56    Ladytron    604    Electronic: Dance

Agenda Suicide    3:59    The Faint    Danse Macabre    Electronic: Alternative

The Last One Standing    3:12    Ladytron    Witching Hour    Electronic: Dance

Glass Danse    3:00    The Faint    Danse Macabre    Electronic: Alternative

Seventeen    4:38    Ladytron    Light & Magic    Electronic: Dance

The Conductor    4:43    The Faint    Danse Macabre    Electronic: Alternative

Turn It On    4:47    Ladytron    Light & Magic    Electronic: Dance

Southern Belles In London Sing    3:32    The Faint    Wet From Birth    Electronic: Dance

International Dateline    4:17    Ladytron    Witching Hour    Electronic: Dance

Paranoiattack    4:17    The Faint    Wet From Birth    Electronic: Dance

Destroy Everything You Touch    4:37    Ladytron    Witching Hour    Electronic: Dance

oh and our site has one of those “this site may harm your computer” interupts when you search from google. How do we get rid of that?