It turns out, the common description of Satan, with horns and a pitchfork and all that, doesn’t actually come from the Bible. In fact, “he’s just a disembodied ghost-voice, kind of like a really evil Obi-Wan Kenobi.”
STAR WARS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS AT ALL. STAR WARS DOES NOT NEED TO HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THIS AT ALL.
Ok and to make matters worse, the comparison doesn’t even make any fucking sense. For one thing, Obi-Wan is alive during 4 or 5 of the Star Wars movies. Furthermore, (and I’m forced to guess based on pictures given in the Cracked article because I am mildly normal and not obsessed with Star Wars), it looks like, when Obi-Wan appears in the movies after his death, HE’S STILL NOT DISEMBODIED. He appears as a ghostlike slightly transparent memory thing, but he definitely has a body.
…Is forthcoming. After a day of wingin’ it, so to speak, the traditional surprisingly incisive yet impossibly humorous review shall be found on this site.
Potential WingFesters are asked to submit a three page written essay detailing how wings have acted as a force to effect change–social, political, and otherwise–in America, and what can be done to maximize their impact as a revolutionary force.
Or just, like…let me know prior to/during winter break. Give me a call or email or send me a fax or whatever. That would work too. Actually, scratch that thing about the essay, it’s a BS prompt and only a douche would want to read three pages about wings. Unless, you know, it’s a WingFest article.
Google no longer thinks our site is full of viruses. LOOKS LIKE THE SCAM WORKED
(but firefox still does. i guess it takes a while for them to update?) its fixed in 3.0.4.
also eric where are you. update freakin wordpress already
I just tried to eat one of those healthy choice microwave sandwiches but it was disgusting. Don’t buy those. Anyway. Candy.