Here at Obscure Porn, we have striven to put out high quality content from day 1. However, after 13 years in the business, it’s pretty clear that this comedy thing isn’t really working out for us. Like Luke before he trains with Yoda, we just don’t have what it takes (especially since Ben Strauss went over to the dark side and started writing exclusively for the Cornell Psychopath). That is why I’m please to announce that Obscure Porn will be shifting its focus to Star Wars news and lore, effective immediately. We’ll be your one stop shop for everything happening a long long time ago in a galaxy far far away, from what’s hot in Hoth to the latest decisions from the Jedi Council.
When it comes to Star Wars, this is the site you’re looking for.
Attentive readers may have noticed the appearance of a new Twitter sidebar on this otherwise flawless website. We’re having management look into it; hopefully it’s not indicative of a larger problem with our servers. We’ll get back to you as soon as more information becomes available.
It’s not all bad news today, though. I am proud to announce the debut of the official Obscure Porn Twitter! You can subscribe at www.twitter.com/obscureporn. It will be your up-to-the-minute source for all news obscure and pornographic, and possibly neither. Our correspondents are working around the clock to provide you with the latest coverage of them working around the clock. You don’t want to miss this. Starring Brad Pitt and Kate Hudson, with Eric Hysen as the gnome who sells them weed.
Except for some reason Google will only display public service ads, which don’t make us money, on the main page, so you have to go to the individual post pages to see the real ads. I can’t tell you to click on them, since that violates Google’s policies, but making money would be nice…
obscureporn.com is looking for an entry-level intern to assist with web design and production. The ideal candidate would be someone with both design and web experience, who is good at multi-tasking and has an interest in the obscure news scene. You will be working on the following:
Web design and production
Ad integration on obscureporn.com (getting them to work, getting people to click on them, etc.)
Marketing collateral/reviewing brand placement
Working on the obscureporn.com site
Basic CSS/HTML – enough to edit/customise a page area
Web savvy; you use social networks, aware of the web 2.0 space
The desire to spend a Summer in a Washington D.C. suburb
obscureporn.com reader, with something that passes for music taste
We will provide you with a room in Takoma Park, MD, minutes from Washington D.C.
You will be working on an old Dell computer
Hours are flexible
Stipend depends on the generation of traffic and ad revenue, though this is primarily an unpaid internship
Food and entertainment will be provided from time to time
Send your CV and a sample of your work/live URL to firstname.lastname@example.org with the subject line “Web Design Intern”. Only potential candidates will be contacted.