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Podcast 35: Back to Work

vince — Sun, 04 Jan 2009 20:25:29 +0000

back for 2000 09!

The Singing Shark

mantas — Sat, 03 Jan 2009 11:41:06 +0000

just in case anyone forgot

Jamie Foxx ft. T.I. - Just Like Me

vince — Sat, 03 Jan 2009 06:25:36 +0000

just saw this on mtv jams… lol.

Podcast 34: Non-Denominational Holiday Christmas Podcast

vince — Thu, 25 Dec 2008 04:51:40 +0000

seven posts in a row without a podcast. that has to be a record or something.

also: i upgraded our wordpress. the site admin actually looks a lot different now.

Sin City vs. The Always Open Mouth

Stamm — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 09:02:35 +0000

If you start playing the song “Dog-Sized Bird” from the album The Always Open Mouth by Fear Before the March of Flames, just as the opening credits of Sin City end, the movie and the music sync up. I just wrote this on the wiki page of the album so it will either get deleted before anyone finds out or it will become the new phenomenon, so I just wanted to make sure you heard it here first. Once the album finishes start it over at the beginning.

Facebook Ad

vince — Wed, 17 Dec 2008 05:48:30 +0000

Has anyone else seen this? I know no one remembers the third guy from Apollo 11, but I wouldn’t expect him to have his own facebook ad… If you click on it theres just a fan page for Michael Collins. lolwtf

Like a Heart Attack Sushi

vince — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 07:28:23 +0000

http://foodproof.com/photos/full/bacon-cheese-roll-1290

omg

also apparently we need to update wordpress again, for some reason.

A little late for election season, but…

vince — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 02:17:05 +0000

Classic.

WingFest IV…

W. N. Retrofist — Sat, 29 Nov 2008 23:02:40 +0000

…Is forthcoming. After a day of wingin’ it, so to speak, the traditional surprisingly incisive yet impossibly humorous review shall be found on this site.

Potential WingFesters are asked to submit a three page written essay detailing how wings have acted as a force to effect change–social, political, and otherwise–in America, and what can be done to maximize their impact as a revolutionary force.

Or just, like…let me know prior to/during winter break. Give me a call or email or send me a fax or whatever. That would work too. Actually, scratch that thing about the essay, it’s a BS prompt and only a douche would want to read three pages about wings. Unless, you know, it’s a WingFest article.

Movie Review: Harsh Times

vince — Sat, 29 Nov 2008 15:45:22 +0000

Harsh Times is a thrilling tale of two young men driving around Los Angeles. Garfield creator Jim Davis plays the part of Batman, a young Army veteran who is hired by J. Jonah Jameson to take pictures of Spider-Man. However, he and his best friend decide to skip out on work to dick around all day drinking and getting high. In fact, it’s just like high school, in that respect. Anyway, even though they are driving around all day, they can’t seem to find Spider-Man, and so Batman is forced to use his Bat-Photoshop to make some fake ones. However, Batman/Garfield’s days of living the good life seem numbered, as Batman seems destined to learn the hard way that even not having any super powers can’t stop you from being shot.

But more important than the eventual fate of Harsh Times’s characters is its message about poverty in the modern world. You see, there are some Harsh Times in Namibia right now. According to the United Nations, over 57% of households there do not even have access to usable toilets. And the birth mortality rate is really high, or something. Do you know how hard it is to have a baby? It’s like pushing something the size of a football through something the size of a drinking straw. Have you ever had a baby? I didn’t think so. Anyway, global warming is drying up all their water, and its only a matter of time before Greene Planet comes and tries to take over their country. And they don’t even have Jack Bauer to save the children! Anyway, Batman’s impassioned performance really helps to drive home the point about the plight of the Namibians, and overall the movie earns a 4 star rating, out of 7 and a half.