…Is forthcoming. After a day of wingin’ it, so to speak, the traditional surprisingly incisive yet impossibly humorous review shall be found on this site.
Potential WingFesters are asked to submit a three page written essay detailing how wings have acted as a force to effect change–social, political, and otherwise–in America, and what can be done to maximize their impact as a revolutionary force.
Or just, like…let me know prior to/during winter break. Give me a call or email or send me a fax or whatever. That would work too. Actually, scratch that thing about the essay, it’s a BS prompt and only a douche would want to read three pages about wings. Unless, you know, it’s a WingFest article.
Wait, shouldn’t we do BeetleFest [sic] first?
how about we just watch Beerfest
Watching Beerfest is never the answer, unless the question is “What should I never do?”