Category: things that are strauss
I guess you’re all breathlessly waiting for the latest issue of the Cornell Lunatic. Well, it’s here. Online. Check it… out. At here. I mean, I did.
I totally forgot, the new issue (PDF, SFW, SASE) has been up for a few weeks. Don’t judge.
aka ben sucks shins
who trolds the troldmanden?
Hello again, Obscure Voyeurs:
I’m sure you’re all aware of the rumors that, due to our massive amounts of accidental traffic, XXXBoneage.com has made an offer for our website. While we have always prided ourselves on being a pinnacle of journalistic integrity, sometimes you need to know when to give up and accept a massive buyout. Because it really is massive. We’re talking government bailout massive. We’ll be swimming in money while you, our dedicated fanbase, is left out in the cold.
You may be thinking to yourself, “No! What will I do without the comedic stylings of such geniuses as Ben Strauss? Where can I find more of the enigmatic dtcb?” Luckily for you, as part of our buyout, we have also sold Strauss and dtcb to XXXBoneage.com. You’ll still be able to find a new feature from each of them every Wednesday night.
It’s been a wonderful ride, and I wish you all luck in the future.
The Society for the Promotion of Good Grammar and MSN Encarta (?!) urge you to march forth on March fourth to promote good grammar!
Ok so to increase activity on this site Mantas and I thought up a new game which is like a group rap. Ok so the first person writes a line, then the second person has to make a line to rhyme with the previous one, and make a new line of their own. Ok so to start you guys off i wrote the first line and mantas wrote the next two. Ok so just to make sure every comment should be in the form of two lines, the first of which rhymes with the second line of the previous comment. Ok so if you guys wanna do this when you are fucked up it’s fine with me. Ok so the official rules of who gets to comment when are that you should comment when you feel like you have a “good one” (the criteria of which is up to you and subject to no scrutiny by myself or other persons thus engaged in the activity), and also don’t do two in a row, in otherwords don’t rhyme with your own lines, in other other words don’t comment on your own comment.
Ok so here goes, and seriously if no one comments i actually won’t really mind that much, but ben since you always get the first comment ok so your comment better be pretty good, and it better be ok so in the format previously prescribed by ok so me. Ok so also if you guys could use the comma period format so the first line in a couplet ends in a comma and the second in period, that means in your post your first line will end in a period and your second in a comma.
I know this guy Ben and he is really dumb,
When I ask him a question all he ever says is “umm”.
He looks like a mouse and his head is made of styrofoam,
scroll down until you find someone you recognize
ps. if you hit “straus” keep going. there’s another.