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Sin City vs. The Always Open Mouth

If you start playing the song “Dog-Sized Bird” from the album The Always Open Mouth by Fear Before the March of Flames, just as the opening credits of Sin City end, the movie and the music sync up.  I just wrote this on the wiki page of the album so it will either get deleted before anyone finds out or it will become the new phenomenon, so I just wanted to make sure you heard it here first.  Once the album finishes start it over at the beginning.

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Has anyone else seen this?  I know no one remembers the third guy from Apollo 11, but I wouldn’t expect him to have his own facebook ad…  If you click on it theres just a fan page for Michael Collins.  lolwtf

WingFest IV…

…Is forthcoming.  After a day of wingin’ it, so to speak, the traditional surprisingly incisive yet impossibly humorous review shall be found on this site.

Potential WingFesters are asked to submit a three page written essay detailing how wings have acted as a force to effect change–social, political, and otherwise–in America, and what can be done to maximize their impact as a revolutionary force.

Or just, like…let me know prior to/during winter break.  Give me a call or email or send me a fax or whatever.  That would work too.  Actually, scratch that thing about the essay, it’s a BS prompt and only a douche would want to read three pages about wings.  Unless, you know, it’s a WingFest article.

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