Blah blah blah its already the end of May blah blah blah I can’t hear you. The Cataracs are the best producers in pop music.
Dev – In the Dark
Video: Lil Wayne – 6 Foot 7 Foot
викPossibly the best song to sample Day-O (the Banana Boat Song). “Paper chasin’– tell that paper ‘Look, I’m right behind ya’/ Bitch, real Gs move in silence like lasagna” …anyway its a good video
Help Me Obscure Porn, You're My Only Hope
Here at Obscure Porn, we have striven to put out high quality content from day 1. However, after 13 years in the business, it’s pretty clear that this comedy thing isn’t really working out for us. Like Luke before he trains with Yoda, we just don’t have what it takes (especially since Ben Strauss went over to the dark side and started writing exclusively for the Cornell Psychopath). That is why I’m please to announce that Obscure Porn will be shifting its focus to Star Wars news and lore, effective immediately. We’ll be your one stop shop for everything happening a long long time ago in a galaxy far far away, from what’s hot in Hoth to the latest decisions from the Jedi Council.
When it comes to Star Wars, this is the site you’re looking for.
edit: Drew, you aren’t welcome here.
Jam of the Month: March '11
Guys. This is a JAM. I know this has been out for a while, but I think it’s just getting popular in the US, so here are a couple of nefarious brits:
(seriously its a jam)
Tinie Tempah ft. Eric Turner – Written in the Stars
Jam of the Month: February '11
Rihannaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Rihanna – S&M
Movie Review: Death Race 2
I know what you’re thinking, and the answer is yes. Yes, there is a Death Race 2. Yes, it is a sequel to a remake, and yes, it takes place BEFORE the first one. Yes, it’s direct-to-DVD. Yes, it stars Danny Trejo, and yes, it’s in a supporting role. Yes, it also has Ving Rhames and the guy who played 006. Yes, of course I watched it. And yes, it is exactly as bad as you think it is. In fact, pretty much everything about it is hilariously bad. The premise of the movie is basically “CARS + EXPLOSIONS + RACIAL STEREOTYPES = WIN”. The combination of retarded writing and retarded acting make for a lot of laugh-out-loud moments. Also, every time a car crashes, it explodes improbably. And the best line of dialogue is “HAHAHA I JUST FUCKED YO ASS!!!” Seriously, why are you not watching this movie right now??
Podcast 69.5: Special Edition
Happy holidays!
Podcast 69: Online Mandating
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Podcast 68: 99 Problems
season 3 rolls on...
Jam of the Month: January '11
Fabolous is at it again, this time with one of his best hits in a while. I know this has been out for a minute but it took me a while to get hip, if you will. Anyway, this one features production from DC’s own (and Harvard’s own) Ryan Leslie, so you know it’s gonna be good.
Fabolous – You Be Killin’ Em