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Soopreem Kourt Punz

Carl Justin and Jimmy Justice have been appointed the newest members of the Supreme Court. They really hate each other and they get in a big argument about which one of them is the fairer judge. It turns into a contest decided by the other members of the Supreme Court, and the eventual result is a tie. Carl is dejected so he goes to the Renaissance Faire, one of his favorite things to do. They have an event set up where you can joust a cardboard cutout of a jester that you can move up and down on the horse (to get it at the correct height where you can hit it). Carl does it and barely manages to knock the jester down. The media gets ahold of this whole story, and on the evening news that day, one of the anchors says:

This just in: Justice Justin is just as just as Justice Justice, and is just able to joust the adjustable jester.

Codeine

So I’ve been on codeine for a couple days now. For those of you not in the know, it’s Project Pat’s drug of choice and one of the key ingredients in Sizurp, also known as “Purple Drank.”

A review will be forthcoming. Suffice it to say that the works of Paul Wall, especially his chopped and screwed remixes, make a lot more sense now.

Category: Music

Music is pretty important i guess. We gots some music related content. But i noticed theres no category for it. So, now there is.

Also: Eric can you update us to 2.5.1 so we dont get a virus

Summer Project

First: Watch this video

Next, think: Wouldn’t this video be much better if it was remade with the fake translation as the actual lyrics? And who would make a great Benny Lava… would not Mihir?

Now that you agree to be involved, we need to start casting.

Benny “Ed” Lava – Mihir Narain
Belinda –
His Brother –
Nuns –
A High School Girl –
A puppy –
Oliver –
An Armored Pundit –
A Yellow Goat –
A Nerd –
Uncool Boar –
Hindi Yew –
A Barber –
A Crazy Hindu –
A Ninja –
Donna –
10+ Male Extras
10+ Female Extras

Ben, get the wheels turning.

We actually have ads now

Except for some reason Google will only display public service ads, which don’t make us money, on the main page, so you have to go to the individual post pages to see the real ads.  I can’t tell you to click on them, since that violates Google’s policies, but making money would be nice…

For the love of the Gaussian function: a lonely math major crunches the numbers

Somewhere there’s a someone for everyone
Somewhere there’s a someone for me

Though I may be lonely now

I’ll see it through somehow
To someone’s heart I know I hold the key

–Dean Martin, “Somewhere There’s a Someone,” 1966

But was old Dean right in his assertion? The fact that he spoke in such certainties when mathematics and modern physics seem to tell us, in stereo, that the only certainty in the universe is the lack thereof is unnerving to me. His words beg the question: is there really a someone? Somewhere? For me?

Perhaps even in this very university?

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